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Here’s some clean, good, solid advice on how to endure a cold Maine winter:

“Place the bristles of certain insects which are born from trees on the penis and massage it with oil. Done for 10 nights and then repeated, this will make the penis swell. Then lie face down on a string cot and let the penis hang down through it. This process should be concluded gradually, relieving any pain with cold salves.”

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