Here is a list of “I” things I could really use:
An iStick. A device to beat me into work mode.
An iLips. Says the things everybody wants to hear.
An iEar. Hears what needs to be heard.
An iQuit. A last resort in the face of overwhelming pressures.
An iPol. A multi-tasking, touch-screen, free-thinking operating system.
An iNog. A head that is an oracle for men and women.