Brave New Britain

I think it’s high time Britain dismantled its culture and replaced it with (Little) Britain’s Got Talent. Expunge Shakespeare, Ted Hughes, Jane Austen, Dickens, Joe Strummer, Bowie, Morrissey, Thom Yorke, Guy Harvey, Carol Ann Duffy, William Turner, Lucien Freud, William Blake, Percy & Mary Shelley, Colin Wilson, Bertrand Russell, Richard Dawkins, Aldous Huxley, etc, etc, and replace with big burlesque, ballet pole dancing, mimes, clowns, bodybuilders, impersonators, men in spandex, and church workers.

Please, please, please let me get the approval of Simon Cowell and be  flung into stardom.

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