This is not a spade

I have an idea to start a gravedigging business. Call it Mortal Combat or Heavenly Digs or Dirt Removers or Earth Shakers.

The slogan could be: “We Dig body and soul so you don’t have to.”

Or: “A spade is just a spade. But a corpse is for life.”

Or: “Why not let us dig your grave for you? You can’t!”

Or: “For every inch of dirt we remove, you get it back afterwards.”

Or: “We dig the dead. You will, too, once you get to know us.”

Or: “We shovel and sling. All you have to do is die.”

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